Month: February 2011

  • Bumper Stickers:

    Honk if you love Jesus.

    Text if you want to meet him.

    Thought for the day.

    Mortals who dwell in vitreous edifices, should not possess morbid propensities toward anti-disestablishmentarianism.

    My mood for the day.

    Lewd and lascivious.

    keep the faith

    david

  • This is the second time I retired.  Eleven years ago I closed my office, sold my furniture, applied for social security and prepared for the big adventure.  Three weeks later I bought new furniture, rented a new office and opened my business again.  The second time I retired I retired at 4 pm woke up at 4:30 am and decided to unretire for the second time.  This time I didnt sell anything and just told my partners and one client and today I untold them and they all seemed quite happy about the whole thing.  So I will grandparent a couple of weeks at a time a few times a year. Peace Brothers and sisters.

    keep the faith

    david

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  • Guess who has just decided to retire? If you guessed David Hamilton Longley you guessed correctly. I’m closing my private counseling practice effective April 1. It will be a pretty strange sensation since that’s all I’ve done since 1968. It was just time to move on and I have no idea what I’m moving on to I contemplated going to medical school but by the time I was ready to practice I would be 82. That’s maybe a little bit old to start a brand-new career. Maybe instead I should get my PhD in Rebellious Studies because you never too old to become a rebel and I really don’t know if that would suit my conforming personality I would probably have to stretch out a bit but then I can probably do that. This is a nice time in life to start his second career as far as I can see. But then I don’t always see well.

    Keep the faith

    david

  • My flip flop idea was a good one I think.  Snuck those rascals in the “in” basket without any body noticing price tags and all.  What color a bear is doesnt mean much to a blind man.  As a matter of fact the color of a bear doesnt mean much to most men.  If every man on all three coasts ejaculated into the ocean would it mean anything? Would it have any effect of the denziens of the deep?  Any chance a nude snorkeler could get the surprise of her life?

    keep the faith

    david

  • Good morning on a warm, windy and cloudy day in SouthWest Missouri. I am in the process of completing my reinstallation of Windows 7 after a cyber tool meltdown. I don’t care how many times a person reformats it is never an easy task and I lost a thousand photos and the verbal expletives have estabished their ominous presence in my office. Sears has never been the same since Roebuck died but they did finally get around to refunding the money from my dead surroundsound system. So now I have a tidy sum of money to spend at our local Sears store. My initial inclination is to spend the money on flip flops and donate them to the disabled American veterans outlet store.  As a matter of fact I’m going to shut this rascal down and will make that purchase where 15 people will soon have a nice surprise waiting for them.

    Keep the faith

    david